J. Lo was quoted as saying that "motherhood changed [her] life in many ways, including some ways [she] hadn't anticipated."

Wait a minute, so it's like you didn't have motherhood all figured out before you became a mother????

[This is my mind blowing right here.]

So They Eloped

They didn't tell their parents even! They only told Ok, People, Perez Hilton, Us Weekly and I'm sure any other media that gets these two lame-os paid.

 CUE vomit.

How long do you give them? How much you want to bet they get their own MTV show.

Bleeech.

ahhhh

I'd do the same thing if I was standing by him.

SWOON.....