How Long Do You Think This Will Last?

First marriage for both. Hmmm . . .

WoWza

Look how amazing this doll is! Almost like the real thing... except hot bf and kiddies sold seperately.

i think he meant to be saying this to meredith EATON.

mcdreamy: you know what i talked to your sister about? all the things this grey won't let me say.

meredith grey: you can say anything to me.

mcdreamy: i want to marry you. [smiles] i want to have kids with you. i want to build us a house. i want to settle down, and grow old. i want to die when i'm 110 years old, in your arms. i don't want 48 uninterrupted hours, i want a lifetime.

it's so close it's so close it's so close!!!!!

2 cutes

father and son bonding time (with helmets, no less!)

long running, seemingly drama-free (knock on wood) relationship that sprouted from the best decision keira ever made -- to make film pride and prej.

What the . . . ??

Are these leg warmers? Or calf support stockings?

ok now there are words.

if she can write a book series, so can i. wait, i'd have to sell my soul to the devil to be published, but she can write a book about a girl on reality tv (i'm sure she'll be digging deep into her imagination to help the plot line come into fruition) just like that.

ok i'm not bitter. i'm really not.

maybe i'll start watching the hills to get empathy going for her...but does that mean i'd have to watch speidi?

i promise i'm not bitter, i'm just sassy about reality tv stars that want to become bono or something.

there are no words.

nope, still speechless.

Happy Birthday!

Ok she is totally cute! But what happened to her right front tooth, Larry? Happy Birthday little Dannielynn.

I would!

So People.com asked... would you wear Victoria Beckham's new dress line?
My answer? YES! If it got me this...
Do you think they come together?

Which do YOU think is the cutest?

I'm struggling to see the obsession here. Maybe I'm just old . . . er . . . middle-aged, but what is it about these pre-teens? tweens? or however old they are? Is it the hair? I think the middle one with the squinty eyes got the most looks, but what you do think?

Channing Tatum is engaged?

woops! he totally forgot that he was supposed to marry ME!

OOOOh Posh!

Ok I seriously do love this lady... if you ever saw Coming to America the Posh show you would too. Do we like this? I am currently undecided. Although as a hair dresser I would be relieved to step out of bobs and long layers and start cutting the pixie again...

Vomit at the VMAs

I don't know about you guys, but I have never watched a single minute of The OC or whatever show it is that these lame-os are on. Every time I see their picture in any media, I just skip over it. They make me want to barf on my magazine pass-offs.

So Hot

(Cue valley girl voice) Okay. So, like, I totally dig Amy Winehouse's brother. I mean, could he be any more gorgeous with that windblown herrr? And the liner? Oh my gosh. Like, it so makes me want to smudge mine so we match. If only this photo showcased his manly stems in the tight leather. Like, I would totally have to faint, okay.

My VMA Let Down

Ok So Britney opened but didn't open which totally bummed me out. I thought she was going to perform. Although I think she was cute, classy, and totally sober which was so nice to see.

The host was LAME. Or maybe I just don't get British humor.

The Twilight Cast was on stage way too short.

They promised a dance off in 14 minutes from where I was and it never happened.

Why does that Kissed A Girl song get stuck in your head so bad?

Ok.... To Be Continued...

Ok Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were cute.

Pink looked great.

Happy for Britney and her 3 awards.

I didn't love the Christina Aguilera Genie In a Bottle remix... but strangely she looked like Britney on stage.

OVERALL... not my fave VMA's. But considering that MTV doesn't even play videos anymore I guess it wasn't bad.

admitting that i've given a tv show this much thought takes every last shred of dignity i've ever had, in fact, i'm in the hold dignity wise, but i realized something a little while ago:

• meredith grey's father supposedly left when she was 5.
• she's 2 years ahead of her half-sister lexy in her internship.
• meredith took 0 detours from start to finish of medical school.
• so she's 2 years older than her half-sister lexy.

doesn't work, unless thatcher left mean mommy, then went back in time, got married, and had another baby, and i don't think that's a level of drama we've come to yet.

september 25! it's just around the corner!

modester is hotter

i think this is the most clothing she's ever worn in her life. even her baby onesies were halters. but look at how much better she looks! my compliments to the VMA costume designer -- you did your internship at shade clothing, didn't you.

My Two Cents Today

Ok so here are my two cents on recent news today...

-David Spade... a father? Not just any father...the father of a baby with a Playboy bunny. Proves that dreams can come true for him! (If you've watched Rules of Engagement you totally know what I mean)
-JLo admits today that there was a time in her pregnancy she was selfish. Uh ok. This surprises me cause if you look at her life I think there have been more times than one! Like my favorite was on VH1 and it was the Fabulous Life of JLo and it said... Jennifer has so generously donated $15,000 to the Intercity Kids Fund. Oh Kay. But she spends like $150 on one ounce of La Mer. Step it up JLo... take a page from Angelina then I'll call you unselfish.
-I love Christina's red head Max... where did that come from?
-I'm tuning in for Britney's opening at the VMA's... I just hope it's better than Gimme More from last time.